Just for Laughs

Every teacher knows that you can’t help but have a sense of humour when dealing with kids. Here are some true stories from teachers that will help you “de-stress” with a good laugh.

Strong Discipline
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. He had no trouble with discipline that term.
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Very Cute
First graders were given the beginning of these clichés and asked to provide their own endings.
1. If at first you don't succeed.....go play.
2. Eat, drink, and.....go to the bathroom.
3. All's fair in......hockey.
4. He who laughs last......didn't understand the joke.
5. People in glass houses......better not take off their clothes.
6. All work and no play.......is disgusting.
7. Don't put all your eggs......in the microwave.
8. Better to be safe than..................punch a 5th grader.
9. Strike while the .............................bug is close.
12. You can lead a horse to water but.....................how?
13. Don't bite the hand that......................looks dirty.
14. No news is......................................impossible.
15. A miss is as good as a................................ Mr.
27. None are so blind as..........................Helen Keller.
28. Children should be seen and not........spanked or grounded.
29. When the blind leadeth the blind........get out of the way.
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